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Shotgunning
03:40
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Oh we’re shot-gunning
Oh we’re beer-bonging
Oh we’re shot-gunning, gunning tonight
Keys in our pockets making it right
Holes in our beer-cans making it flow
Gonna get wasted – get wasted you know
Oh we’re beer bonging, bonging tonight
Watch as this liquid goes for a ride
Through this here funnel then through the pipe
Into our bodies – Beer bonging tonight
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Texas Mickey
03:13
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Saving up, saving up, saving up for a texas mickey
pennies, nickels and quarters
empty bottles in order
Mowing the Lawn when summer brings its sun
shoveling walks when winters snow has come
piggy, bank gets heavier
wallet keeps growing thicker
pawing cassettes and VHS tapes too
Purchase 3 litres of my favorite booze
Saving up, saving up, saving up for a texas mickey
Mowing the Lawn when summer brings its sun
shoveling walks when winters snow has come
Saving up, saving up, saving up for a texas mickey
Give me the strength to make this change
Give me the strength, I want a texas mickey
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Warriors of Wine
03:29
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Warriors of wine – the legends of time
We will get better as we live and die
Keeping it tight like grapes on the vine
Sticking together and with it we dine
Getting stronger as we go, Red and White is all we know
Warriors of wine – we drink to the night
Crushing and stomping the grapes in your tights
Winning the fight and drinking tonight
These are the best fucking years of our lives
Getting stronger as we go, Red and White is all we know
Glorious Warriors, We only get better with time
Glorious Warriors, We are the Warriors of Wine
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Proof
04:12
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Eighty? Ninety? We don’t care, just make sure the sauce is in there
Brew it, box it, make it clear, that there’s proof of liquor in here
Pour some booze on the gunpowder, get the lighter, set this thing ablaze
In this moment truth shall emerge or retreat with its tail between its legs
Show us proof of it, proof that this is real
Proof of it. Numerics reveal
Ninety? Hundred? We don’t care, just make sure a number is there
Higher’s better, lower’s fair, just make sure there’s plenty to share
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We’re on a driven mission, to an alternate existence
You are the captain of this ship, Let’s GO!
Saddle us up and engage the hyper jets on this thing
Take us to where we need to go, Let’s GO!
Bartender, take us away, take us away from this god-awful place
Bartender, take us away, off to the land of the drunk and shit-faced
Riding the coaster highway, all through the night we’re flying
So grateful you are at the helm
Sailing the seas of whiskey, running this thing at full speed
There is no place we’d rather be
The Land of drunk and Shit faced
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Hangover Heroes
02:18
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Down the Hatch
03:25
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What to do when they buy for a drink you'd never order
prairie fire or sourpuss you know you'll feel this later
way is clear with no chaser near pray its not a foreign beer
a wretched shot a pint of black Just grab your glass and slam it back
drink the beer, in the green brown or clear
shoot the shot, stand up proudly face your fears
drink the beer, even if its warm and flat
shoot the shot, every last down the hatch
when pints of gold would leave you cold, or jag would turn you sour
be a man and grow a pair in this your darkest hour
with a frown you hold it down and pray there not another
but if there is just down the hatch just no more southern comfort
Drink the beer
Shoot the shoot
drink the beer
down the hatch
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Heavenly Hops
03:37
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The years 2080
we live in dire need
what made us who we are has vanished from existence
we've travelled far and wide
with no results or finds
the corners of the earth offer us no fruition
Heavenly hops
for you we long
once so abundant and now you are gone
heavenly hop, Return
With out the bitterness
this beer just taste like piss
we've travelled through the land searching for this ingredient
sadder times lay ahead
darker days have been met
this is an ode to what once made our beer delicious
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The Legion of Liquor
05:22
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We are the warriors of wine here's proof we stood the test of time
with every jag that we gag, we'll cheers another dozen steins
bartender is a friend of mine, shotgunning beers to find this rhyme
bottles and can are worth a dime, so lets get drunk its party time
we are the legion of liquor
The hops we drink are heavenly, saved up for a texas mickey
our liver delivered and now its time to giver
now we have got a need to mead, no wasted beers increase the speed
Alcoholism's our disease, but fuck that shit its party time
we are the legion of liquor
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